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BHONDUJANTAPARTY!
A political party with zero politics. A movement of confused geniuses, professional overthinkers, and chronic group-chat activists. Membership: Free. Vibe check: Mandatory.
SUPREME LEADER:★ KISHUU ★
CERTIFIED BHONDU
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📣BHONDU JANTA PARTY
BJPManifesto
v1.0.bhonduPOINT NO. 01
Free Wifi & PS5
To the youth — for free gaming and unlimited wifi for life. Wifi connects automatically.
HOME IS WHERE WIFI IS★
#01 BHONDU LAW
POINT NO. 02
Baddie Badda Yojna
Within our services no person shall be chopped. Our party will help everyone become baddie (female) & badda (male).
does it look like i care?★
#02 BHONDU LAW
POINT NO. 03
Free Chai Yojna
Every bhondu shall receive free chai without any discrimination or biasness. For ultimate dopamine release & bhonduyan.
CHAI > EVERYTHING★
#03 BHONDU LAW
POINT NO. 04
Snack Sovereignty
Maggi at 2am is a fundamental right. Group chat memes count as currency. Touch grass, then post about it.
★ BHONDU APPROVED ★★
#04 BHONDU LAW
CERTIFIEDUNHINGEDMAXIMUM BHONDUSINCE 4EVER
UPCOMING
CHAOS
26 JUN
Bhondu Baithak
Somebody's Terrace
13 JUL
Meme Manifesto Drop
Instagram, Obviously
02 AUG
Janta Jamboree
TBA (Trust the Process)
30 AUG
Annual Bhondu Awards
A Secret Chai Tapri
CLAIM YOUR BHONDU CARD
Fill the form. Download the card. Flex on the timeline.
★ STEP 01 — BUILD YOUR ID ★
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BHONDU ID • EST. WHENEVER
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BHONDU NO. 001
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★ CERTIFIED BHONDU ★
BHONDU JANTA PARTY
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